That’s the beauty of being a girl in high-school: people hear you had sex once and BAM - you’re a bimbo.
pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole
he knew six
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
I agree, it is highly unnatural…You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY
does the supernatural fandom have a gif for frozen?
Does this count
I think it does
I’M DONE THIS FANDOM REALLY DOES HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYHTING FUCK
Julie Andrews explaining how the most famous mountain top twirl of all time was filmed.
hey could you pass me one of those snoods
liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR
sleepinthegardn: So. Getting compliments is wonderful and everyone should feel beautiful in their own skin. But I get my hair and make up done professionally. For a job. That’s not beauty. That’s make up it’s a curling iron and hairspray. What’s beautiful is inside you. It’s your creativity. It’s your intelligence. Your empathy and your kindness to your fellow man. I could care less about being “pretty” or “perfect” and we should all ask ourselves why in our society that is the “highest” and most common compliment we are paying to our female friends. I’m so grateful for your support. And so thrilled to read your words. I love that you love Pll and are kind and supportive to each other. But let’s put this to bed… Foundation and a blow dryer do not a woman make. Rock on everyone.
I am serious. She is the best role model for not only young and even adult women, but people society as a whole. She is a star in the industry completely shattering the wall of what we all see as “perfect.” She is humble and appreciative of all her fans and loves them whole heartedly, but at the same time will not stand for people to feel bad about themselves because they can’t look “perfect” too. She is my favorite celebrity. Not because she’s on Pretty Little Liars or that she is done up in a beautiful fashion at events, but because she is not afraid to say “I don’t know anything about make up,” or “no one really looks like this.” She is teaching the true definition of beauty to everyone, and if you need a reason to admire and love Troian Bellisario, although I can’t see why anyone wouldn’t already, this is it.
Oh just your basic demon possession
hey i’m lillith and ur watchn disney channel
gUYS SHE’S ACTUALLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL
Disney channel better watch the fuck out
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:
The girl who played Lela in the movie “Teen Beach Movie” played the angel Hael (who goes a bit crazy):
And Jessie’s dad (in the show Jessie) wAS DICK FUCKING ROMAN
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
DEZ FROM AUSTIN AND ALLY
IS THAT KID WHO WISHED HE COULD BE INVISIBLE SO HE COULD SPY ON NAKED WOMEN
also he was that one kid who called fred lame in scooby doo but that’s irrelevant
but guys don’t you remember
Carey Martin from The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody
IS SHERIFF JODY MILLS
but don’t forget one of the most overlooked ones
the dad on that dumbass show dog with a blog
was the director on the supernatural episode ‘hollywood babylon’
Was everyone from Disney Chanel like ‘Let’s go over to Supernatural.”
Yes. Yes they were…
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ALL FORGOT ABOUT ADAM